WELL, that was an absolute waste of time, effort, and money, wasn’t it! Null and void, nothing to see, didn’t happen. I must have imagined the whole thing…

I never went to Kiddy, I didn’t eat that chippy; we never scored that winner, I was home with me dinner.
Brackley in the cold, fans up a tree; I didn’t see them, they didn’t see me. I didn’t go to Boston, I didn’t take my seat; I didn’t see that draw, I didn’t feel that sleet.
Telford on Boxing Day, I must have stayed away; I wasn’t in the stand, so at least I can’t be banned. The weekly streams upon my wall, I guess I must have dreamt ...