Predecessor lasted 7 hours! By Jon Couch

CRISIS club Yaxley have appointed their THIRD manager in a week – the youngest in British football who says he is destined to grace the Premier League at the age of just 20! Sammy Mould’s arrival came after his predecessor lasted just SEVEN HOURS in the hotseat following a swift U-turn by club chiefs. The Cuckoos currently own the worst record in the English pyramid after collecting just one point from their opening 24 games of the season in the NPL Midlands division, conceding 79 goals in the process. The sage began when ini...