Non-League Paper

‘ARRY WOULD’VE GONE BANANAS!

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The Non-League Football Paper Team
31 May 2020

Andy SMART
STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND NON-LEAGUE FAN

STAND-UP FC: Myself, top row, third left, with the rest of the Raymond Celebres, as we were called

A FRENCH LESSON NEVER TO FORGET
Ireally enjoyed watching Harry’s Heroes, Euro Having A Laugh on ITV. It reminded me of a trip the comics did in 1999 to Paris. Nick Hancock went to a Football Tour Organiser, and ticked the box for “Veteran’s Poor” and asked them to sort out a three-match tour somewhere in Europe. Our team included Arthur Smith and Chris England, who wrote An Evening With Gary Lineker, Mark Billingham,...

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