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SATURDAY DECEMBER 15TH
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PICTURE the scene: you are walking round a nature reserve on the banks of the Humber in a bitingly bitter wind. All is well with the world when your knicker elastic finally gives up the ghost. You spend the rest of the morning walking uncomfortably with your pants wafting somewhere just north of your knees. Welcome to my Saturday mor ning experience at Alkborough F lats!
Before walking becomes physically impossible, I make the decision to discard said pants, they can take the strain no more. And this is how I end up going Commando...

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