Non-League Paper

NO FOOTBALL SUCKS!

by
The Non-League Football Paper Team
7 June 2020

IN MY last column, I mentioned how my DIY skills are being put to the test without football.
This week I’ve put my foot in it again. My missus bought a new Dyson vacuum. It’s fantastic. So good that I thought it would do a job on the artificial grass in the garden. Big mistake.
I accidentally sucked up a load of wood chippings, it overheated and now won’t turn on. It’s brand new!
Football needs to return soon. It will keep me out of the doghouse at least!

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