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Ace Louie Theophanous has still got six appeal

The goals have always flowed easily enough for Louie Theophanous – but now he has managed something his old pal Cristiano Ronaldo would be envious of.

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The Non-League Football Paper Team
2 March 2025

Goal fest would’ve made pal Cristiano Ronaldo proud
By Matthew Nash

The goals have always flowed easily enough for Louie Theophanous – but now he has managed something his old pal Cristiano Ronaldo would be envious of.
The 33-year-old, who used to work as a Nike body double for the Portugal star, bagged six of the best as play-off chasers Beckenham Town dismantled lowly Lancing 9-0 in a one-sided Isthmian South East clash last Saturday.
Theophanous has chosen to drop down a few divisions to play for the Kent outfit as his personal circumstances currently prevent him from playing full-time f...

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